Y does everyone want to fuck Christmas tree cakes?

This year there is this big power of suggestion push to make it seem like these snack cakes are the greatest thing ever. All they are are reshaped Zebra Cakes. That's it. They are good. I do eat them, but they are not nearly as good as the holy sacred Ham and Cheese Hot Pocket.

Sydney Sweeney is dumpy trash. I've said that multiple times. Butterface. I saw this commercial with her where she was supposed to be naked and it made me horny for lady parts, the idea and not so much hers. Why not just make a commercial for Christmas tree cakes with her and there are three cakes, one to cover each of her goody places? Since media is so hellbent on acting like both are the greatest thing ever, why not combine them?

Another note. I was around this perverted unpleasant piece of shit several years ago. Loved the sound of his own voice. Was probably abusive, at least gave off the vibe of being someone who is. He said he didn't like Little Debbie snack cakes. That is just fucking weird. With all of the flavors there should be at least one you like. Instead meth and STD inducing sex were more his flavor? I bet he plays pocket pool to that Sydney Sweeney whore.

Where was I? Fudge Rounds are the greatest thing ever and I'd wipe my dick with a Christmas Tree cake if it meant I could have some Fudge Rounds. Big size, not those little Miley Cyrus tit sized regular ones that keep getting smaller.

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anonymous Other October 29, 2026 at 1:44 pm 0 0