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I haven't washed my penis in 31 years. The smegma buildup has gotten massive nowadays and even crusted over yellow and bleeds with touch. By now, it's too late to wash it away. I need someone to lick it off. Although the smell is so horrible (it actually stinks like poop) i tasted it myself and it's like garlic fries. So if you like that, comment below this post. And if you don't volunteer, fuck you, racist!
Dhhuikhki Political October 29, 2026 at 1:43 pm 0
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Grandpa fucker is a cocksucking homo just like you.
anonymous 6 hours ago
fold it up and leave it on the bus
anonymous 5 hours ago
probly susan
anonymous 5 hours ago
Have Lorena Bobbitt cut it off for you with scissors.
anonymous 4 hours ago
"Grandpa fucker is a cocksucking homo just like you." You are a racist shittard for not wanting to!
anonymous 4 hours ago
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