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I fucked Santa

At least he told me he was Santa. He had a beard. He was old. Did I just fuck an old person for no reason?! Lord what is becoming of my life?
anonymous Funny October 28, 2026 at 6:10 pm 0
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Yo, I saw Mommy fucking Santa Claus. It happened behind the mobile home last night. He nailed her on his sleigh. At least it wasn't Dr. Dre, but she put his north pole outta sight. My momma sat there naked, ah damn that shits for scary. What's she gonna fuck next the Easter Bunny or the Tooth Fairy?
Eminem 44 minutes ago
I stuffed Mrs claus.
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