My man is so nasty. Whenever he takes a shit, he wipes his ass and leaves all these little toilet paper pieces on the toilet seat. Then I have to clean it off before I use the bathroom.
I heard him in there taking a splatter diarrhea shit, heard the toilet paper unroll once and he was out of the bathroom in seconds. I said did you wash you fucking hands or even wipe your nasty ass? He laughs, grabs the coffee pot handle and says no. Fucking gross. I go in there, there's splatter shit on the bottom side of the toilet seat still dripping. Fucking disgusting!!!!!
There are no BJ's happening in this house when you have a nasty ass like that. I swear if he needs it that bad to cheat and get himself one (which I doubt it) bless her nasty fucking heart for putting her face down there! Nasty fucker!
Oh! And the only time he brushes his teeth is when he takes a shower. Which is only 2-3 times a week. Gross.
anonymousRelationships December 27, 2020 at 6:37 pm
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You should write childrens books anonymous 5 years ago
What I would do is kick that pig out (maybe even get a divorce if you’re married) and then try to find someone who is very clean and has very good hygiene. anonymous 5 years ago
I’m a an and I assure you that I’m nothing like that. ThePrinceOfRussia 5 years ago
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