I just pooped. I just pushed that poop right out my anus like nobody's business. Are you proud of me? Are you impressed? Are you amazed?
That is why I'm not impressed with you. Getting this right should have been as easy and effortless as pushing poop through the old anal sphinctre. But you got it all wrong and everything you have been saying has been just poop.
I know that I have to prove it. Proving it is not only going to be easy, it is going to be too easy. That's really the scary part because it means that you knew you were wrong and you just didn't care.
I'm going to flush YOU down the toilet now and I'm just not going to care as that drain swallows you up.
anonymousOther December 07, 2020 at 11:36 am
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I really wish I could edit my rants because I thought up something better for that last line.
I'm going to flush YOU down the toilet now and I'm just not going to care as you spin your way down that drain.
The bitch says in her statement: He started showing up at my work.
Wrong, bitch. I worked there too. I started showing up there in 1993 when I started working there. According to your statement you didn't start showing up there until 1999. I seriously doubt that I started "showing up there" six years prior to you in anticipation of your fucking arrival. anonymous 6 years ago
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