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My uh ride does everything right

Mmmmmm

My ride does it right

Yeah there’s no turning back

Watching them pay the piper from here is beautiful beautiful

Mmmmmmmmmm how I love the soft tender kiss of karma

So much

Karma is a forehead kiss on me

But on them

Karma is toilet paper stuck on their shoe

Karma is THEIR papercut infected with MRSA

KARMA IS THE UNEXPECTED DEATH OF THEIR LOVED ONES

COMING SOON

it’s time to lay the piper

I’m excited for it bc I love my sweet forehead kisses

And from here

In this vehicle
Where I am safe and warm
Comforted
Knowing I’m loved and protected
By the angels
And karma and God

It’s like watching a movie

An epic movie in fact

Because

My uh ride does everything right

Hehhehheh Other March 29, 2024 at 2:55 pm 0

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