so tired

universities r all like "heyyyaaa you wanna study here? okii, Kindly sacrifice countless hours filling in our invasive as fuck application form, write us a Special motivation letter telling us why you're applying Here Specifically, alsooo record a video!! tell us about your passion!! and uhmmm take allll of these tests or else we won't consider your application. ohhh our fees are too much for you? No Prob! Apply for Scholarship, give us more private information! when was the last time you or one of your family members went to the dentist? did insurance cover it? give us your mom's hr contact. ALSO pay application fees or we're tossing everything you worked on Away. submit your original and stamped certificate By Post Mail to us next week and No, we're not giving them back no matter what. hahaa ermm we appreciate your interest but we're gonna reject your application. Why, i hear you ask? ohh um we get too many applications to inform EACH INDIVIDUAL student why they aren't accepted. who gives a fuck about them applying to Each Individual institution. we yield the money, we wield the power. fuck you and everything you love and everything you worked so hard for, etc etc, recommend our university to your friends <3"

least they could do to "appreciate my interest" is to fill in a simple little checklist of things i got right and things i messed up in and attach it to their rejection email so that i actually know what to Do to get into their good graces.

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anonymous School February 15, 2026 at 2:43 am 0 0