POS French Neighbor!

My neighbor is such a fucking retard! They are a grown-ass woman, spending time and money on taking a foreign language course, then talks about it to everyone around here! I think it is French or some shit, IDK, but why TF would you take another language when you speak American English and live here in the U.S??? Our official language is NOT French, so wtf are you even going to use it for? I asked her that, and her big dumbass replies, "Because I always wanted to learn French, I took some in high school and college, and want to brush up."

I told she isn't a KID in college or high school now, she's a damn middle-aged woman, I think she is in her mid-forties, and that makes NO sense and has NO value for her! She acts all butthurt and offended now, and told me that it holds meaning for her, and asked me why I even are.

I don't fucking care, I don't care at all, I just find it pathetic and hilarious that a woman her age is trying to act like she's still young enough to learn some language she'll never use, that doesn't apply to her life at all because she isn't French, doesn't have French family, and doesn't do anything she needs the language for! I told her that majority of the world speaks American English! So, why would you learn some other language that isn't even going to be around probably the next hundred years anyway, because the world is going to be all English speaking! English is truly the only language that matters, really, and that is what we speak HERE, in this country. I told her she should go live in France then, if she hates so much about this country and thinks that French is somehow superior! Then, our other neighbor gets all in my face about how "she never said it was superior or that she hates this country, where did you get that??" and then they go on and on about how I wasn't part of their conversation, that I came over and invited myself.

Well, sorry, but when you're standing in your driveway, leaning against your car, and talking as LOUD AS YOU CAN knowing our streets echoes, and you're laughing, and trying to VERY POORLY speak with a French accent to be "funny", then others are going to hear it and they might just come over with something to say about it! GO INSIDE and talk if you don't want others to hear! If you're outside, then everyone already is invited!

I can't stand this broad anyway. She's super fat, not attractive in the least, hobbles around on her cankles and swollen tree trunk legs claiming she has some...condition where her lymph nodes or some crap don't work to move fluid, when in reality, it is just because she's obese with the legs to match, she wraps them up to make them "skinnier" rather than just losing the damn weight, and then gets a bunch of procedures done. She whines about diabetes, insisting it isn't due to her weight because she's the whatever type it is caused by gene, which is crap! ALL diabetes is a lifestyle and diet disease, ALL of it, I don't care what the politically correct or woke term is, it is caused by living an unhealthy lifestyle! People don't get diabetes for no reason and you can't be born with it! Then she sits in her house, orders delivery or every thing from groceries, to Doordash, to her damn prescriptions (which I am going to start waiting and snagging her DD off her porch one of these days because she does NOT need it) She has NO husband, NO kids, she is one of those LGBT pride pronoun perverts, and "child free by choice!" idiots, when in reality the only actual reason for that is because she can't get a man willing to be with her and reproduce! Her dog is as worthless, fat and stupid as she is, and I am going to sling some bait for it someday. Dumb, obnoxious, howling Basset Hound I am sick of her parading around and hearing everyone coo over and talk about. Her cat has to go one of these too!

She goes to work, and then when she comes home staggers back in like her job sitting behind a desk answering phones is just soooooooooooooo hard, and she shouldn't be at a job like that because it is in a doctor's office, and someone HER gross size shouldn't work in the medical field! She thinks she is hot shit because she owns two cars that are paid off, and her house is paid off, so she rubs that in constantly to anyone listening, while the rest of are struggling, but because she's a fat lesbian, she gets paid more than everyone who ACTUALLY works hard. DEI for fat land whales! My neighbors all think , "She is really sweet and a good person!" because they are fucking morons who think being "nice" is a flex and that kindness is "strength", a bunch of weak, spineless doormats, all who vote Democrat, just like she does! She had Kamala all over her yard signs during the election, and I'd go over there, rip them down and throw them away, and she'd get more to taunt me and mock Trump!

Now, I had to listen to her go on about her French bullshit to a couple of people that stopped in front of her house to talk, and it all drifted into MY backyard where I was trying to sit on MY porch, grill, and enjoy a damn beer!

She needs to fucking go! I can't stand that she is on the other side of me and we share a property line! I have been here for four years now, and I want her gone! I am going to start doing what I can to make her as uncomfortable as possible until she moves the fuck away from me! I am going to play loud music, throw shit over her fence at her dog, come and go at all hours, stare at her when she is outside, watch her from my porch when she's in the backyard, I am going to block her in with my truck, i am going to start taking shit off her porch, I am going to get her dog rallied up as much as possible with loud noises to torment it, wake up on the weekend and be as noise as I can, run up and ring her doorbell then take off and do that repeatedly, I am going to roll coal right in front of her house when she's outside....anything I have to do to push her out of MY neighborhood! I am going to get more Trump stuff and put it up too, because she glares at it! Then, ask her if she has a problem and come say it to my face if so when she looks over! I am going to go directly up to her door and tell her to say shit to MY face or keep her damn opinions to herself! I am going to figure out when she has her French classes and then walk in front of her house and shout shit so she can't focus! Anything I have to do! This is fucking WAR and she won't win!

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S Bar L Rancher Political April 04, 2026 at 7:08 pm 0 3