He acts like he's God's gift to women, but we all know God isn't this into gag gifts.
He's got his special little way of presenting himself to make someone fall in love with whatever he's pretending to be. The truth is he doesn’t even have a self. Try to unwrap the gift he claims to be and you just get more and more, smaller and shittier boxes. If you ever reached the last one you'd find it empty.
If he crawled in a hole and never came out the world would be better off.
But we won't be that lucky anytime soon.
anonymousOther February 26, 2026 at 1:03 pm00
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