Literally the worst sex life I can imagine

Based on the title I can imagine people thinking this is definitely a chick well no I’m a dude and I’m not even sure half of what I’m about to say is going to make sense or is gonna be categorized correctly and I know even that probably doesn’t make sense but whatever so I have a fear that if I ever find someone that I would theoretically want to get in a relationship with and said feelings are reciprocated to clear up any confusion I’m straight so said someone would be a woman in fact, I already have a crush right now, but everyone my age is engaging in sex (which, for the rest of this rant, I will be referring to as THOSE activities for reasons that I am not entirely sure of myself) at least that’s the way it seems, and it’s probably not true, but whatever in any case I have chosen to be abstinent, mostly to avoid pregnancies, which will in turn avoid the possibility of having to choose whether or not to get a *controversial-A-word* (you know which one I’m talking about the medical practice one) just to avoid possible relationship ending arguments because in my opinion, someone’s beliefs are not grounds for ending a platonic/romantic/whateverthefuck relationship the problem with my abstinence based values is that I have a very active imagination when it comes to THOSE activities which unfortunately for me comes with what I’m pretty sure is a very severe porn addiction so that would suck if I were to actually get into a relationship and then all of a sudden I get an urge and it’s like My brain: hey how’s it going? Me: not much how about you? My Brain: well not much considering I’m just the embodiment of your thoughts. Say you know what you should do risk the integrity of your relationship. On a temporary feeling. Me: (probably without hesitating, because of how shitty these urges tend to go for me) I see absolutely nothing wrong with that thank you brain for being the most important yet most self sabotaging piece of shit organ in my body that is so complex that we know less about you than we know about the planet Mars and the moon. On a more positive note, surprisingly the other aspects of my life are going pretty well

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Andrew Dating February 13, 2026 at 10:21 pm 0 0