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To tell my parents to fuck off and not have to deal with them.

For my former bosses to all rot in hell and to lose their jobs.

To cuss out that former coworker cunt who is in my head as I type this sentence.

To get my last boss fired. Ugly little whore.

That Snoopy game I finally ordered.

To be Honey, I Shrunk The Kids size and to swim in Jello. Or, to have like 10 ham and cheese Hot Pockets at the same time like I was eating a giant one.

To get more in my 401k than my Dad had before cashing his out to buy stupid shit.

To enjoy the smell of tires more..

To find a real woman and have love in my life for once. Best for last. Hugs. Holding. All that good shit.
anonymous Other October 29, 2026 at 10:21 pm 0
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Change your words to "I want to fuck a granny now!" Then you'll feel better about yourself. Now go out there and make it happen!
Granny Fucker 1 hour ago
^ You didn't acknowledge my post from this morning. I said I saw this hot older lady. I'd want to fuck her. Not a 70 year old.
anonymous 1 hour ago
I did see it and was speechless in how someone like yourself agrees with me. I will make a comment on that one
Granny Fucker 10 minutes ago
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