i'm a psychic
I was in this group of people and made the claim. People were skeptical. I then said I could tell them things that are true, that I would have no way of knowing otherwise.There was a man with four kids. I took the man aside. He looked at me like I was full of shit, before I told him that he has had sex atleast four times. He was shocked.
Then there was a retarded person in the crowd. I said to them that I knew which type of internet they had. Their caregiver looked at me like "WHAT?! What type of internet do YOU think he has?" Spectrum.
The crowd was stunned. All hail the psychic king.
anonymous Funny March 24, 2026 at 12:27 pm 1 0
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