Homeless people

This is going to be a greatest hits of homeless fucks I've encountered in recent months.

Most recent. There's this one who sits all day, every fucking day with a white board as he looks at his phone. Has an umbrella too for shade. The white board has sob story shit written like a down syndrome Frank Ghallager wrote it. "Just tyrna make it." He has fucking auto correct on his smart phone. Also, isn't clinically retarded. Doesn't seem to be disabled or sick. GET A JOB. I'm glad no one seems to give this fuck money.

Next. I've been struggling with health problems the last few months. When it was at it's worst, I couldn't even fucking stand up straight. I couldn't work. I was not functional. I would have to sleep on the couch on my back (bed made my stomach hurt), barely slept two hours a night, was in constant pain, and wasn't eating more than maybe 300 calories a day. I was scared I was going to die, and I'd push myself to go to doctor's appoints to get tests done. I made myself go to the store to get soup afterward one day, and what did I encounter. This LAZY fuck sitting by the door. He ignored me as I went in, then as I left he tried to talk to me. "Hey you got-" or some shit to that effect. I fucking ignored him. No goddamn way he was in worse shape than I was at that moment, he appeared to have had the privilege of not being in constant pain and being able to function. He could fucking work and should instead of sitting outside of a store for 12 hours a day. I hope the fucking cops were called to remove that piece of shit.

January now. Going back. It was dead of winter. I was on my way to the store. I drive past this dude on the side of the road. He wasn't moving at first but was sitting up. I seriously questioned if he was possibly dead. Then I saw it. He started making faces. He made this face >:0 Scared the shit out of me. Me, a grown fucking man who has been through horrors that most people never have to go through. That fuck needed to get off the fucking road, he was a nuisance to everyone.

Anyone who hasn't been bothered by fucks attempting to panhandle, consider yourselves lucky. If you want to say I'm being mean by posting this, go and volunteer. Or, do like Stan did on South Park, give one your money, and watch as they ask for more. 98% of the homeless population are worthless, lazy, entitled, spoiled pieces of shit who are too subborn to even want to work a regular job. 1% actually isn't able to due to physical/true mental illness and deserve some sympathy, and then the other 1% are people who just fell into a shit time and are working tirelessly to get out, you don't see them because they aren't going to be fucking panhandling people outside of Cici's Pizza. I had one do that once.

So yeah. If you want to defend this shit, put your money where your mouth is and see just how "sad" and in need of help they truly are. Maybe you'll be approached by the "professional conman" type who will aggressively approach you before telling a longwinded sob story that ends in how for just $14 you can save their life by helping them get a hotel tonight. I've been approached twice by the same fuck who pulled that scam, once it was $14, I think the other time it was $12. Once you say you don't have it or whatever, watch them bolt. They stop pretending to be nice then.

I can proudly say I've never given a homeless person shit and don't plan to.

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anonymous Other May 26, 2026 at 8:19 am 0 0