Fuck All Sides

As one who has worn both hats, fuck both sides of the political spectrum....

I grew up in a democrat family full of education elitists, with a republican side-branch. Let's take a look at how that stacked up....

My libtard half of the family was all about "Education". By education, they meant sitting in a room for hours listening to someone monotonously babble about some subject like some kind of ASD ridden kid data dumping his specialty so some arbitrarily appointed psudeo-intellectual local celebrity can hand you a piece of paper in a cap and gown to "show the world you know something marketable".

The republitard part of my family was supportive of my external efforts and self-sufficient to a fault way of teaching myself, but I could not help but feel fucking guilty for liking these people because they were sexist, racist, homophobic to a point that my own sexuality was being questioned because I'm not "out getting girls pregnant" or "dressing like a goddamn fruit" because I grew my hair long.

I spent the first part of my 20's a democrat because you know what, all the people you republican scummbags call "dirty sinners in the eyes of god" or some-such other cloudman-in-the-sky bullshit just happened to be friends and more of a family to me than my own fucking family was. It's just a dirty rotten shame they had to steal a term from black people, call themselve's "woke", and then start crying once they realized the human race is a bunch of cruel, evil, greedy, lustful creatures who don't give a fuck about anyone else but themselves.

So then I tried on the Republican hat. Do you Gravy Seals remember 2008? You know, you spent an entire years spilling your Dis-InfoWars bullshit on what was the best president we had in my lifetime - Barak Obama - and mind you I said "BEST" not "perfect" or "ideal"! Remember calling him a "Kenyan Marxist" and calling for his "Birth Cerfiticate"? Remember that you fatass nazi kid fuckers? Or how about the constant barriage about how he was going to declare martial law, take away our guns, and put people in FEMA internment camps? Remember that hogwash? Well, I got your number now.....because...

You support a election-rigging dictatorship courtesy of a con-man game show host who is doing EVERYTHING you said the LIberals would in 2008 if Obama got in office. Gee? Project much eh? Meanwhile, Obama's worst sin of any substantial impoact to me was ruining the used car market with the Cash4Clunkers program while my dipshit demo friends traded in their reliable old guzzlers for shiny new computers on wheels that didn't last a quarter as long on the road! But did he allow a bunch of liberals to storm the capitol? Did he make abortions for rape victims illegal? Did he follow a Christan cult thinktank's drafted remake of a Hitler plan? Did he weaponize our homeland security against we the people? Did he target red states with his own Secret Service to drag people out of their cars and homes without due process? Did he ignore a pandemic and say it was going to go away with the summer weather? Did he ever threaten the insurrection act or martial law? If you answered yes to any of these, you're either a dumbass, can't read, or both!

Yet there you are, the worst of two evils. Everything you claimed not to be and hated, all in one. And not a single one of you "don't treat on me" fucktards are even willing to lift up those guns you're so fucking hard-on about on someone whose being a tyrant to not just America, but the world....because you like him, because he hates brown people, "the gays" "The illegals" and "the weminfolk" and whoever else is on your Hate-List Lollapalooza tour bill. You have no conviction, you have no soul, you have nothing. Just a bunch of cuck white-boy incels sitting with your thumbs up each other's asses pretending not to be the thing you hate.

And since guns have been coming up as we veer ever closer to martial law and an American version of 1942 Nazi Germany, let's go back to the Democraps. Some of you truly are too easily fucking "triggered" by stupid shit. I've had to put up with your "Educated" bullshit - so educated in fact that if I talk about killing a pedophile, you guys only focus on the word pedophile, not on the word meaning to end a pedophiles career or existence. Same as the word Nazi. And guess what another one is - GUN.

The problem with you libtards is you fail to realize a gun is just a tool like anything else on the planet we use to build or destroy something. It's no different than a backhoe. You can tear down a fence and you can even protect your family with one! But utter those three letters as a word near any left-leaning person, and the first thing they say is "why? Because you have a small dick?" - gee that sounds really "Educated" to me? Where'd you learn that one? The 4th grade schoolyard? What is this, the goddamn playground? If wanting to protect yours with deadly force, where deadly force may someday come to you makes your dick small, than I can live without the big dick easily.....trust me, if there's weirdos at my door holding guns, the last thing I'm thinking about is how much penis I have to jam into the preferred orfice. I'm thinking about the target and what's behind it....sex can wait until a far more appropriate time. The 2nd Amendment shall not be infringed.

Now, I get your concerns about martial law, but there's a chance it's going to happen even if you sit in a circle by a camp fire singing hippie songs. These assholes on the other side don't really seem to give a fuck if you're armed or not! Remember, a poor mother was shot in the fucking head in Minneapolis for driving out of the way of an ICE agent! IF this is where we are going in this country, where you get shot for trying to avoid a confrontation with a masked gestapo....then maybe it's time you learn that humankind is not "kind" at all....if anything, human race is human waste. Don't want to be armed, fine. But stop telling ME how to live MY life.

I also love how when these discussions on violence come up, both sides are fucked.

Left - you're not going to fix shit by sweeping it under the rug and pretending everything is hunky dory. Life doesn't work that way. Never has, never will.

Right - you never were good making good decisions on complex subjects whether it's having a baby or gun ownership, or having both in proximity to each other.

Because, let's face it, the two decisions are two of the most difficult decisions for a person to make a good judgement call on! One is starting a life, one is potentially ending a life. Both have a LOT of responsibility to go with them, legal, martial, and emotional.

Most of you don't think enough about EITHER!

Maybe humanity is just building it's own reckoning, and about to get what it deserves by it's own hand. Because humanity is fucking stupid, and so are politics. (drops mic)

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anonymous Political January 17, 2026 at 1:08 am 0 0