Dating a Disney Adult

DON'T. Just fucking don't even attempt it. Nothing will ever be good enough, while simultaneously they have no idea what they want out of life. They usually work cushy jobs and have little to no money because they consume consume consume, yet snicker and look down at you for what you do. They are used to always having their way and usually grew up so spoiled that they were used to constant trips to Disney World. They have no personality and nothing with them can't not be about pop culture.

You get this sense of them having a lower IQ than you early on. You sorta think maybe they have the whimsy and cuteness and innocence of a Disney character. That they might be this really sweet person at their core. Wrong. You just eventually see they are an uptight, opinionated, lazy fuck who only wants a relationship because pop culture tells them to.

And sexual encounters? You can fucking forget it. This woman. A GROWN (not)FUCKING WOMAN who I attempted to have a relationship with. She called her tits "yabbos" because that's what they called them on Hocus Pocus.

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anonymous Relationships October 08, 2026 at 4:10 pm 0 0