I do not care if the Japanese don’t want to invade Britain. They’re going to invade Britain, I don’t care if their government doesn’t pay for it, I don’t care if the people don’t vote for it, we’re rounding up Japanese people, we’re putting em on boats, and we’re sending them with guns to the UK. It’s just how it is.

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anonymous 6 hours ago

I mean, Japan, they’re our ally, we’re obligated to defend Japan from 1945 until the end of time, because I guess white people get offended by original sin even though Christianity says it’s the truth and they claim to be Christians. But whatever. The point is: we’re not allies if we defend them but they don’t defend us. I feel threatened by the existence of the United Kingdom as an American and as an American, I think we need to make some Japanese people protect America in the UK. Does it make sense? Who cares.

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anonymous 5 hours ago

I love that though, how conservative white men will tell me they’re Christian and then act like original sin is some terrible outrageous idea that nobody should believe in like they don’t know that’s like the beginning of the Bible. It starts out with original sin. We all have original sin. I’m Catholic, I know, I’ve heard a lot of atheists complain about how we think babies are born with sin. I know it’s cruel, it sounds bad, but someday, when you become jaded enough you will understand that all babies are evil. Come to think about it, why do pro choice people hate Catholicism? We also think babies are evil, we just support evil!

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anonymous 5 hours ago

Someday I should run for office I think I’d be good at this political stuff. I mean come on, look at me, I support ethnic minorities in the military, I support freedom of religion, I support human rights, sort of, mostly when it’s convenient. I’m a good guy and I do good stuff. Anybody with half a brain would vote for me. I’d totally win!

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anonymous 5 hours ago

But seriously, who do British nationalists think they are? They talk about the achievements of their race like British people are magic money people from outer space but I don’t see your empire upon which the sun never sets anywhere. You know when the sun sets on Britain? Every day. The sun only set on Japan twice. But the Japanese have responsibility, dignity, honor, they took care of that. Now the sun doesn’t set on Japan, it just travels around Japan because the Japanese are socially awkward and can’t handle visitors without having a brain aneurism so they banned all the immigrants or something and now the autistic white people like them or something. But I have to respect them a little bit purely because they’re not white, so even if they’re the bad guys, they’re not like that bad, you know? God why couldn’t fucking Nigeria win a world war? That’d be interesting. Force feed me jollof rice down my throat until I vomit, I just need a big strong African chef to produce spicy rice for me. I don’t know, I can just see the vision. I’m guided by the beauty of our weapons, I’m guided by the signal of the heavens. If you build it they will come. I just see the optimism of the shining city on the hill you feel me? It just makes sense.

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anonymous 5 hours ago

Now don’t even get me started on the Brazilians…

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anonymous 5 hours ago