applying for a literal retards job

Didn't think of it as one until laughing about it later on. It was to be a manager at one of those automated car wash places, aka the ones where you pay like a minimum of $17 and your car doesn't look any different or better than it would have if it had just been rained on. but you go on a convayer belt and look at LED lights and pretend your car is really getting top quality work done.

The application had me doing a personality test. The questions it asked pretained to how I would resolve conflict. asked questions where the possible answers would be if i would punch someone in the face. swear to god. it was fucking madness. i was so scared at the job I was trying to get out of, i kinda looked the other way as I filled this out. now, after some time and being in a better place, I can laugh for what this is.

I think I ended up getting a rejection email from this place. that or they just never got back to me. it would have been a horrible fucking experience to had been there. i would have worked with, im sure, degenerate retards. i guess this place wanted to hire people who'd throw feces at one another.

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anonymous Work March 17, 2026 at 2:39 am 0 1