When I go to the singles events this week
I want to do like Jim Carrey did on the boardroom scene of Liar Liar. I get there, see what a group of dipshits I'm faced with, and then just start speaking my mind. I point at different people and I'm like "You couldn't get a porn star off. LOSER. Idiot. Degenerate. Wimp. SSSSSUUUUULLLLTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Then the fake enthusiastic woman running it is like "That's just what this sad ass singles event needs. A little reverence." Then I'll shake her hand and say "Good. I'll see you later cunt rag."Fletcher Reid Relationships November 14, 2026 at 9:32 pm 0 0
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