Types of people in school

Now, in school, you might meet some assholes. There are mean girls, jocks, nerds, P.E. teachers that call you in for a "mandatory" penis inspection, pretty much everyone you hate. But today, I'll be discussing several people in school that make me wanna shoot out my fucking kneecaps and give them to an old man who doesn't have any.


Number 1: Jocks

Ah, the jocks. Football jocks. Basketball jocks. Soccer jocks. Anything jocks. However, jocks usually play football or basketball. If you play basketball, you probably claim you have a higher IQ than everyone else and are in special ed classes but you call "Academic Enrichment." Just fucking stop. Anyway, jocks usually play football and usually pick on the nerds and outcasts. They smell like sweaty balls and shit, they have hairy all over their body, they claim they shave their pubes but actually have pubic lice. (Don't look it up, it's best if you are oblivious to it.) Wow. Sexy as fuck. And they hang out with another group as queers I'd like to discuss.

Number 2: Cheerleaders

Cheerleaders. Rawr. Ladies, I'm looking for a nice cheerleader myself. Snotty attitude, low IQ, fucking idiotic and just retarded in general. Let me sniff that lil pussy to smell all the failure. (Filthy Frank reference, please don't kill me.) They're usually dating a football player and like to harass nerds.

Number 3: Freshman thots

The freshman thot. They're in every high school movie, they have sex with all the seniors, they send nudes to everyone (including outcasts, and are fucking desperate. Some of them even date 5th graders they're so desperate. Kill yourself.

Number 4: Mean Girls

Trash.

Number 5: Nerds

These guys love to play Dungeons and dragons, they watch star wars everyday, and they play too many videos. Kys.

Now, here's something I didn't wanna get into, but I feel it's necessary.

Number 6: Emos.

God, let my family go into heaven. I love them so much.


"I'm gonna shoot the school because no one likes me and I get bullied everyday."

"I'm so fucking depressed, I wanna kill myself."

"I'm gonna wear all black and listen to punk rock to show how depressed I am."

"How dare you hate on The Ramones. You're hurting my feelings."

"Here's a gun. Shoot me in the head. I'm too much of pussy to do it myself."

*insecurity intensifies*

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anonymous School August 11, 2019 at 6:59 pm 0 0