haha bitches

I'm not gonna make my insurance payment this month because labor day and shit. You know what that means? My car loan will be fucked. I had to have full coverage on it. I was only set to make about $5k/yr at my current rate with Uber Eats. That's way below the line of poverty, and my tribe only pays about $750/month. So I'd be like.. Maybe at the line of poverty with both incomes? But tribal income is now "needs based general welfare", so it's no longer income. People were erroneously calling it "free money" for so long that it now is free money. :)

So they'll end up taking the car when I don't pay on it because fuck it. They'll sell it, get a chunk of the money back. I'll owe some money, but good luck suing me. I live too far from teh city to do Uber Eats without a car. I have a SMLLC, but it's for music and indie games. Everyone knows art doesn't pay. :)

Also turns out that IBR payment plans still exist despite Emperor Don's best efforts, so I applied for one. Guess what? If your income falls beneath a certain level you can get qualified for $0 minimum payments. In 10 years I think still wouldn't be $10k. :) So I applied for that.

All those people in warehouses constantly trying to get me to quit my job and all the women over the years who wouldn't accept boundaries or leave me alone are no longer a problem. I don't even have to kill myself. I just have to continue living as the completely worthless organism that I am. :) I'm arguably an even bigger burden on society by living than dying because I get medicaid too. Any emergency surgery I end up needing because I tried to live a way that both right wingers and feminists approved of is covered by the government. :) As are the expensive taxies - ambulances - to the hospital. :)

and I can still totally find a hottie too cause methheads and alcoholics are easily in my income bracket. They're always skinny and shit. The teeth thing isn't a big deal. Dentures aren't too bad and no teeth when giving a blow job! Haha, bitches! Fucking thought you were clever shitting on minorities, trying to expect far more out of them than anyone would ever be able to accomplish, and now you get to foot the tax bill for all the banks who took a shot on me and won't see a good chunk of change now. :)

But don't worry. I'll be here using up resources. :) Doing "bigger things" than running a CNC in a factory by selling games on itch for PWYW and making $30 a game. :) Man, you people are geniuses. You're so right. This is basically what every therapist has told me i should do too. I should pursue what makes me happy. Art makes me happy. :) Art also doesn't pay worth shit. :) You feminists had the right idea all along. :) I never should've tried to fight or maintain some standard of life well beyond what i can afford. :)

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anonymous Other May 21, 2026 at 11:52 pm 3 0