The Real Secret to Scoring with Women

I don’t if anyone else has figured this out, but it works for me every…single…time: I just find a woman who is dating a gamer. Those ladies are frothing at the mouth for someone who doesn’t love a controller more than them. They want adventure, and swooping in while their boyfriends are too busy being dorks is beyond easy.

Gamer men are emotionally stunted, offer no intelligent conversation, no adventure, and they are dead in bed.
Ignore that “bros before hoes” code, and steal a gamer’s girl. She will be so grateful to talk about something other than Fortnite, grateful to leave the stink of the gamer’s sweaty, cheeto-filled basement, and grateful to grab your dick instead of grabbing his controller while he paused the game to search his phone for online hints and advice.

I PROMISE: your dicks will thank you for following this advice! Good luck! And to all the gamers who will read this and cry: your loss, your fault. Dummies. Downvote me and hurry back to your lame Minecraft lives, manbabies! Hahahahaha

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PlaystationPussies Dating February 28, 2026 at 12:04 pm 2 0