She wanted Dic
She told me she wanted Dic. I pointed questionly at my pii pii. She said no and repeated how she wanted Dic.I said "Dicks sporting goods?"
She started getting mad. "I WANT DIC" she said.
"Dick Blick. The art store?"
"NO. I WANT DIC. I WANT DIC. I WANT AND NEED DIC."
A man came over and her a phone. "Is this is?" he said.
"YES. Dic. The Dic I wanted."
The first man looked at the phone and it was The Incredible World of Dic that she was looking for. The 3rd rate cartoon company. The first man looked closer at the man with the phone, it was Inspector Gadget.
"Wanna fuck?" Gadget said.
"Hell yeah" the woman replied.
Gadget smiled and said "Go go gadget dick."
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