Oreos

Why can't they just sell the fucking cream in disc form?! Just a version of Oreos where it's the cream in the sleeve. They do a billion other retarded versions. That's all I want.

I remember as a kid it was rare as fuck to ever get generic Oreos, much less real ones. Even rarer for my fat ass glutton of a father to not wolf them all down before anyone else could have any. He'd do that shit on purpose just to hurt people.

Anyway, my mother bitched at me when I'd eat just the cream out of those rare off brand Oreos I could have. Said how poor people would want to eat the entire thing. Bitch, we were fucking poor, one. Two, unless you're really at the brink of death and starvation, I doubt anyone would care. Like hell, the damn shit of people wasting pizza and bread crusts is far more of a waste than discarding the shit part of an Oreo. Bread is nourishing too, Oreos are not.

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anonymous Other June 27, 2026 at 4:50 pm 0 1