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Whenever I think of mayo I think of this fat obnoxious fuck who I used to work with. He'd stand around and search his balls. He'd always smack his lips and had an unkempt beard.

He was going on once about how he likes tomato mayo sandwiches. One, that isn't a fucking sandwich. I know this and I'm someone who used to eat fucking "air sandwiches" or just dip bread in ketchup. And two, eww. Mayo looks like come and is disgusting as fuck. Bet this guy was homorepressed.
anonymous Other July 05, 2026 at 10:24 am 0
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Your mom likes my mayo all over her face. She’s a fucking whore.
anonymous 2 hours ago
^ Yes. She is an ugly psychotic, horrible cunt whose like Eminem's mom, Jamie Lee Curtis on The Bear, and Livia Soprano all rolled into one.
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