I'm in The break room at work. The TV is on some stupid fucking boat race. There was a commercial with Hillary Duff at a photoshoot for some exercise shit. There were moments where she looked fucking hot. When she was sweaty. When I saw her ass. And even when I saw her face I wanted more than anything to say out loud "Hillary Duff?! SCHWING" but I didn't get to.
anonymousFunny July 05, 2026 at 10:50 am10
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