Naruto Uzumaki is A Bitch Ass Motherfucker

Every morning I question my existence as a Konoha police officer. I look at all the dog food brands I endorse and wonder, where did I go wrong? When I was a child there was this punk ass bitch named Naruto. Apparently the demon fox was sealed inside him and he sucked at everything so bad he failed the ninja academy three times before I was even a student there. He couldn't even make a clone. So he was constantly starting shit, vandalizing the stone cases of Konoha, and scaring people by turning into a woman in front of them. They were so terrified they fainted. Even Lord Third has fallen victim to this.
But apparently after committing literal treason he learned how to make more thousands of clones, so he gets to graduate. When it's time to become a chunin, the only reason he even got to the arena is cause his dumbass faked out Ibuki by turning in a blank test. Then I kick his ass in the arena only to use because he farted in my face. Now he's Hokage? Honestly I am glad he was captured. At least Shikamaru's lazy ass is actually intelligent enough to be the Kage.

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Kiba Inazuka Political January 01, 2026 at 7:44 am 0 0