JJBA ships and why i like (or hate them)

Okay, this doesn't really count as a rant, but I needed someone to talk to. Btw I'm also talking about non-canon ships. First of all, Jonathan x Erina is fine; it's canon, and their back story is also fine. Same with Joseph and Suzie Q, but personally, I see Joseph x Caesar. Like, did you see how he cried when he died? Not saying that their relationship was romantic, it was platonic, but I like to see them in that light. Also, Joseph cheated on Suzie anyway. Now comes part 3. Now I ship Jotaro and Kakyoin and stand by that. "But-they're not canon!" It's way better than Jotaro x his wife because 1, they're relationship was so out of the blue and 2, Jotaro was probably drunk and never truly loved her, he only decided to marry due to the consequences of his actions. "They have no interaction!" He saved Kakyoin's life even when he tried to kill him, was worried about him many times in the manga, tended to his wounds and carried him around in the OVA and so much more, not to mention they were each other's best friend. In part 4, I ship Josuyasu (Josuke x Okuyasu) hands down. Josuke had no chemistry with anyone but Okuyasu. And personal space doesn't seem to exist when they're together. On yt there's literally a 4 min video of all the times they're clinging to eachother like glue. Alright, here's the controversial one. In part 5, I ship...Giomis (Giorno x Mista) I HATE. I repeat, I HATE when people casually dismiss it as "Oh! No, you can't. It's pedophilia!" I know, Giorno is 15 and Mista is 18 but its only a 3 year age gap and it's not like they're fucking, they have such good chemistry and they were the closest I dare say in the group. ALSO, the people that label Giomis as pedophilia usually ship Jolysui (Jolyne x anasui) WANNA KNOW WHAT REAL PEDOPHILIA IS? JOLYSUI!! Jolyne is 19 (technically an adult) and Anasui is 25. I REPEAT, TWENTY-FUCKING-FIVE. 'okay that's it police, its him. Over there.' That is a SIX YEAR AGE GAP. Now Giomis is not as bad as them and also, the age of consent in Italy is 14(not like they're fucking anyways). Now for part 6. I actually don't ship Joermes(Jolyne x Ermes.) I ship Jolyne and F.F. Although she's a plankton, she cared alot about Jolyne and fought with her till death. I also ship Gyjo (Gyro x Johnny.) and, that's it!

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anonymous Dating May 28, 2025 at 6:23 pm 0 0