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Jesus at the Super Bowl

There have been rumors of Jesus appearing at the Super Bowl; there won't be any superhuman feats because there never were any in the first place, possibly Noah and his Ark might be in the parking lot but mostly Jesus will give prayer and words of wisdom, he will definitely praise Mr Trump and Mr Netanyahu for adequately protecting the Jewish peoples. It's just not enough for me to go however if it comes out Mary Magdalene will be there, I'm going for sure ! I want to see this little slut !! I have a thing for crazy sexually deviant women. Possibly I could meet her and end up at a motel or something, that would be the coolest thing ever
Elijah Religion December 24, 2025 at 10:13 am 0
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the only one there that counts is our devine sovereign savior emperor TRUMP...his majesty is above all else
anonymous 10 hours ago
Jesus will be an illegal in the US, so ICE will arrest him at the Super Bowl and deport him to CECOT prison in El Salvador. Same goes for Mary Magdalene who will also be an illegal in the US. Since CECOT only takes men she'll be returned to region of origin, modern day Israel, that will of course refuse to take her because she's an Arabicized Jew which the current colonizing Eastern European Jews do not want in Israel anymore than they want the Palestinians. Maybe the Vatican will take her.
anonymous 6 hours ago
ICE or anyone else would not be able to touch them because it would be spiritual images and it's also why you would not be able to pound magdalene not to mention she probably fugly as hell, probably arab,like Syrian. Ever seen a hot arab chick?? Didn't think so
anonymous 5 hours ago
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