HEAR ME OUT ON THIS PLEASE

so like, I have some religious trauma with Christianity. I almost got groomed by a priest, several church friends turned out to be the opposite of what they preach, and just a lot more of things but not the point. I was talking with my boyfriend about kinks, more for giggles and maybe try a few things out, and there's this one kink that I have that it just... the thought of it just makes my mind melt.

So hear me out: Reading the Bible while being fucked, trying to say a verse while breaking the bed, and WHILE trying to speak at a steady tone.

THE BIBLE SHOULDNT BE IN THE SAME SENTENCE AS FUCKING BUT HEAR ME HEAR ME

Like I read this fanfic and the characters did that and.... bro that just made me find something about myself that I've never known. I told my boyfriend this and we both burst into laughter, but BROOOO I WANT TO DO THAT SO BAD. CHAIN ME UP, BIND MY ARMS TOGETHER, RAIL ME FROM BEHIND, AND MAKE ME READ SONG OF SOLOMON 8:6-7 AS I STRUGGLE TO KEEP A STEADY VOICE!

I find this funny because people are into reading things while getting fucked, but its usually those horribly written smut books where its a 1000+ werewolf and a just-turned-21 girl who was his wife in another life or something. BUT MY KINK IS LITERALLY BEING FUCKED WHILE READING THE BIBLE. I can't tell if I'm no better or worse that those booktok girls

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anonymous Funny May 28, 2026 at 2:30 pm 0 0