Halloween sucks

It gets pushed now in August. In the actual month of October there is barely any fucking thing going on. Very few events for kids, and pretty much nothing for adults unless it's pathetic ass bar crawls.

What is a bar crawl you ask? Well, you pay for a ticket to be able to pretend you're friends with a group of other sad, drunken losers who like you, have no friends and nothing better going for them than to get drunk on Halloween night.

I'd like to be able to do something. I can't even give out candy because trick or treating is now shit where kids go to parking lots on like October 28th.

NOTHING EVER GOES ON ON HALLOWEEN ANYMORE. I can't even go out and find descent candy. The only thing I ever see on clearance or anything is those cardboard Pac Man ghost ass Halloween cereals that suck cock, that no one ever even finishes.

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anonymous Other October 11, 2026 at 10:25 am 0 0