"I'm gonna buy you guys pizza!"

Some unstable, insecure, meth head cunt who looked 10 years older than she really was randomly proclaims "I'm gonna buy you guys pizza!"

She and this pretty boy wannabe jock then place an order. Ungodly horrible combinations like sausage and red olive and shit like that. Then they added on nasty ass stinking garlic wings and a cookie. Bill was like over $40. This other asshole chimes in about the bill, and now the bill is divided among those wanting to eat.

The total for each person ended up being something like $8. I don't even pay that much for lunch now. Much less on horrid shit options from a low grade pizza place, from people I didn't even like. I didn't want to give the cunt satisfaction for pretending this gesture was generous.

If I buy a gift and expect you to pay for it, is that a gift? No. Same applies here.

The pizza came and the assholes didn't even finish half of it. They probably knew these combinations were horrible. After an hour of the shit sitting there, they gave the scraps to people who didn't go along with this shit.

Truly heartwarming.

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anonymous Friends October 11, 2026 at 10:13 am 0 0