Fuck the Health Panopticon

Hey. Hey you. Did you piss more than twice this morning? Probably hyperglycemia. You've probably got diabetes. No, wait, even better; you're probably dying of cancer. You should download an app and get a test and hook yourself up to three different databases and fucking Palantir really love it when they have access to every random detail about you. And how did you end up like this? Well, because the entire fucking world is built to funnel carbs and sugar down your throat, even when you think you're eating healthily. Not willing to spend three figures every time you do a weekly shop? Sucks to be you. Guess you're getting crippling illnesses through no great fault of your own.

Are you otherwise healthy? Is it just a random one off? Don't care. Gotta spike that fucking anxiety. Gotta make you fucking paranoid about every random spike away from baseline from day to day. Live in fear or give us your fucking data so we can sell it to the highest bidder and weaponise it against you and then be scared anyway.

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data_privacy Other August 24, 2026 at 7:24 am 0 0