Dogs

I FUCKING HATE DOGS!!!!!! There, I said it and I don't give a fuck if I offended you.
A friend of mine's wife has this fucking whippet that keeps leaping up at people, including me, always at waist height too, fucking dirty muddy paws straight to the bollocks/guts area. It did it the other day, bounding towards me and blammo, fucking mucky paw prints on my jacket. BUT it was a jacket that cost me £200 a few weeks ago, a nice clean new reasonably expensive jacket nearly ruined by that fucking bastard stupid retarded mutt. Of course she just laughs, finds it funny that the bastard mutt has just made a mess on me.
Well, next time it does this Im going to kick the living fuck out of it,or pepper spray it in the face. Then both dumb bastard and hound will hopefully get the message that I don't like it leaping up at me.
Ideally, I want to throw it out of the back of a speeding car, throw it off a bridge, under a train and put it in an industrial crusher.
But its not just this dog, its all of them and the owners too. So to all you dog owners, I do not want covering in mud,licking, doggy kisses, drool, spit, shit, hair and shaking its crap all over me, ITS FUCKING DISCUSTING!!!!!!!
Your houses stink, there's hair all over the furniture,muddy floors (usually in the kitchen where you prepare and eat food) they step in their own shit and walk it into the house, they chew on your things, drool when you're eating with big long strings of goz dripping, not to mention all the bacteria in your homes from this dirty creature, usually from its drool or anal and genital area. Your back garden/yard is usually covered in dog shit that you tip toe around and goes into maximum stinking health hazzard in summer and some of you mucky bastards even let them on your bed or worse still sleep with you,ewwwwww, vile!!!
And then theres those who treat them like children! ' whos mummys special little pooch, who's a good boy, yes you are!!!' FUCK OFF!!!! Bloody idiots. Its a filthy germ ridden bacteria bomb on four legs.
I will never date a woman with a dog for the above reasons OR play second best to a dog. You got your dog and a dildo so leave me the fuck alone, please!
So keep yourself and your fucking dog away from me and respect the wishes of those who don't like them either and if I have offended you, deal with it as I don't give a fuck.
PS. I love cats, cats are fucking awesome!!!

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Dave Other October 26, 2026 at 4:28 pm 0 0