Dating is garbage

What the fuck? As a straight guy I can get like 500,000,000 gay dudes on FB Friends trying to get me suck their dick. Seriously, if you're a straight dude and looking for some meat you can probably easily a find at GM at Arby's who'll ask you to close the restaurant and suck his dick simultaneously. I had gay dude try to offer me a place to stay w/ some money because I'm about to be essentially homeless. If the dude wasn't as round as the last two feminists I dated I might've almost thought about it more. Honestly, though, I think I'd be rather be homeless than suck a bowling ball's dick.

And women? Yeah, I get those 6'1" 500 lb feminists or the 5'4" 700 lb feminists. However, it's far more rare than I get gay guys into me. They'll claim I'm handsome at shit, and women don't even talk to my ass. The algorithms hide me behind all sorts of bullshit women who'd need a cool hobby to make up for shit, but think cooking and reading harry potter as an adult count for those. If i really wanted to wear about people wearing capes and waving wands I'd just the fuck gays offering me cash and a place to stay.

The last hot chick I landed was some meth head, but damn she gave good head. If she had stuck it out together somehow she'd eventually have no teeth and I'd start getting gum jobs. Naturally. Maybe I am kinda stupid because I've could've been getting free gum jobs from a Jessica Alba look alike. Sometimes I think I messed up. Was gonna be able to give those gum jobs that Blake Lilvely bragged about naturally, naturally looked like Jessica Alba, and gonna end up with that hollywood look like she's got no cheeks. Practically non-existent with that XS waist too, but I couldn't take care of her. :( Either way, suck it like she did scrubs. Had never been with a black or half black woman before, but jesus christ. White women are more boring than vanilla in comparison.

My poor disabled ass will probably end up on the street or some shit, but at least I won't be taking in any meats from Arby's. You should look into it though, and there's a gay guy named Chris who wanted me to send people his way. He's an accountant supposedly making bank. Honestly, I don't give a shit though. Fuck it. I look forward to becoming a vegetable living off the system because it's racist as fuck toward native americans. Maybe I'll end up getting a gum job in a box or under a highway or some shit. That'd be cool. Just as long as she doesn't get so strung out she bites it off. That'd suck. Other than that she'd probably be hotter and more interesting than most women. Especially the ones that take Emma Watson so seriously they substituted a personality for being an adult who's way too into Harry Potter.

Miah wasn't feeling it.
I don't feel it.
You probably wouldn't either if you'd just let that kid out of you already. You'd probably be a lot skinnier than you'd expect too. Though, really you'd probably also have to let go of a few fully grown women into Harry Potter too that you accidentally swallowed at some point. Totally get the mistake though, it's all good. Feminists out here like Pacman or some shit swallowing the only thing they can find, which happens to be other girls or women because no one aside from the basement dwellers of reddit no one wants shit to do with them.

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MENSA Anon Dating February 08, 2026 at 4:00 am 0 1