Banana propaganda

All of these soyboys and flat chested whores on the internet talk about bananas and why they suck. "Blah blah blah Cavendish. Panama disease."

The story is that they tasted wonderful until some fungus wiped out most banana trees. Then the shit tasting ones of today that rot if you look at them wrong came to be from being genetically modified. Supposedly old school bananas tasted wonderful and JUST LIKE the way banana candy does.

It. Fucking. Doesn't. I ended up paying like $50 for some bananas from a poorly run rare fruit company on the internet. I waited almost two years to get these fucking things. I got some of the legendary Gros Michel bananas. Were they better? No.

They took much longer to rot. That's it. They were not any better or richer or anything remotely like artificial banana flavor at all. I had them at different levels of ripeness. Any retard online, especially the grown adults who say "nanners" and shovel the shit in their mouth and talk with their mouths open while talking about this shit, they should go to hell for lying about this shit.

Bananas suck.

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anonymous Other September 24, 2026 at 11:52 am 0 0