this is tagged "school" instead of "friends" because its a classmate im talking about. you know, the kind that thinks theyre your friend even though theyre definitely not by any means.
dude i dont even care if you see this because you know im thinking it. you KNOW youre annoying asf.
lets go over some basics, shall we?
1. stop trying to fucking type on my computer while im using my very little free time to talk to my partner overseas.
2. and no you cant look at my private conversations with them or ANYONE else for that matter either
3. nobody likes your sexual jokes. the "freaky" shit is only funny when its not overdone to hell and back. also your humor just sucks in general imho
4. stop exploiting my hardness of hearing. ive told you im hard of hearing and you constantly say shit under your breath because you think its funny. i never hear it. well, except for when you told me to lose weight upon speaking to me for the first time in 3 years. definitely heard that. just pretended like i didnt
5. your new project is stupid and its a direct knockoff from mine which has been thriving for over a year and will ALWAYS overshadow yours. mine is beloved among our peers. and stop asking me to help with yours btw. why would i?
6. i am so fucking bummed out that i have to do a lab with you tmrw 3
7. im using you big time. and i dont regret it. youre annoying but you give me shit so im ballin
8. youre such a fucking hypocrite. telling me "oh thats not possible" or "oh that doesnt happen" or "oh you have to be diagnosed" look im not technically officially diagnosed but ive had multiple therapists and even cops (LONG STORY OK) tell me im likely plural. you just want to look smart because you know youre lacking in all the other categories
9. speaking of which, you look stupid as fuck when you use "formal" english. "i am to the conclusion"????? REALLY??? LMFAO LARP LARP LARP SAHUR YOU CANT EVEN GET IT RIGHT. THATS NOT GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT DUMMY
10. when you tell me you dont care about like everything i show you or talk to you about, just know i feel the same way about everything you show me and talk to me about unless it involves me getting something from you
go ahead and run telling someone that i wrote all this. play dirty like that. its just like you, tbh. but i dont care
beatzzpurminoteSchool September 29, 2026 at 8:47 pm00
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