water parks

I haven't been to one in like two years and don't plan to again. The water is dirty and people don't clean the shit properly. And speaking of shit, dirrhea and all, you get exposed to it. Think of all of the people who don't wipe their asses properly. They get in the water, and you get exposed to that. Then the piss. You get exposed to all kinds of shit at water parks. I would always end up sick for like a week afterward with a respitory infection, and I don't get sick easily. Then because the water isn't sanitary, I'd get these red bumps all over my arms and shit. Not worth it.

And speaking of not being worth it. The last one I went to was at this overpriced hotel resort. The place was indoor. Like $500 a night at the hotel that you had to stay at to even go to the water park. Fucking Disney World prices for a no name place. It was better than the local waterparks. I didn't get sick for going, but still a pretty meh experience.

Then you have all of the adults making out and shit. That's very fucking inappropriate and uncomfortable. You get stuck in line and people are dry humping. These are supposed to be family oriented places, no one needs to see this shit. And it's almost always really trashy and dumpy looking people, people you don't even want to see half-naked like they already are.

but yeah, water parks kinda suck.

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anonymous Other June 30, 2026 at 6:52 am 0 1