want to feel better about your life?

Get on YouTube and pull up the lottery ticket scratcher channels. People, usually men who look like they're substance abusers talking about how buying a roll of lottery tickets is the surefire way. The videos are always long, so I skip to the end where he tallys up his winners. Basically a $300 roll, MAYBE will yield you about $70 if you're lucky. Then these people will film themselves scanning each losing ticket, desperately hoping they'll win. Then the video ends with the gambling addict walking out with 2 or 3 more rolls of other lottery tickets. They never stop.

This shit is a choice. These people are losers who I can fucking laugh at. Before the person who always spams with AI generated college brained ramblings about society and how heartless everyone but them are, go and give one of these losers some money. You won't, because you know deep down these people are scum. Support their Patreon or whatever scam site they are ebegging from. Help some asshole who willingly makes themselves poorer by doing this shit, all while still acting wigger rich. Fund their addiction. If they just buy one more roll they'll hit it big. I can feel it!

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anonymous Funny October 08, 2026 at 9:20 pm 0 0