Underaged grannies give the best head

Bruhs look for the chicks that wear dresses that have patterns resembling 70s furniture upholstery. They give the best head and they’re the most playful. Forget nice shoes, they should be practically wearing sandals with heels and a weird toe box. But not high heels. The sort of heels that make you wonder “what’s the point” cause all she’s gonna go is bitch, they aren’t really gonna do anything for her, and she probably could’ve just used some sneakers or boat shoes or some shit nowadays.


Those are the ones you need to try to talk to. They dress for the “female gaze” because they can’t decide whether to be casual enough for men to be approachable and interesting, or go for an actual sexy look that’s always worked.

Because we all want to see your feet in public oh so fucking badly (/s shits gross). But the nasty counts are the fun cunts who’ll let you maintain eye contact as you shit their pants and make them clean it. So there’s that at least

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anonymous Relationships July 21, 2026 at 6:01 pm 0 1