Trash vices

Tattoos. Nothing screams trash more than being covered in a bunch of random gaudy meaningless scribbles that look like they were sketched with pen.

Energy drinks. Yeah. You need that.

Booze. Where it's old school Miller Lite or this new hipster shit that has a skeleton with sunglasses on the can, or the shit that is flavored to taste like candy or pie.

Regular gambling. $2 at Christmas time for the fun of it, or going to the casino once in a blue moon like it's an adult Chuck E Cheese is fine. You go all the time and seriously think you'll win big, retard.

Obsession with sex. No one should be hearing about who is fucking who. No one should be telling that to anyone. Men and women should not openly swoon over every attractive person they see. If you do this shit, you're a fucking impulsive retard. One who is likely only fucking someone who looks like shit.

Skims Facebook headlines and talks at people about them.

Believes everything they hear. Ohhhh fuck the 19294857th YouTube video claiming Michael J Fox is dead with an AI generated thumbnail came out, must be real.

Living off fast food. Once or twice a week is pushing it. If you regularly spend over $50 a week, hell even 30 is pushing it on fast food. You. Are. A. Retard.

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anonymous Funny July 15, 2025 at 5:24 pm 0 0