Today on The Kelly Clarkson Show

We got some real people who have been through real traumas here for today's show. They all came from a website called RantRampage. A place where they'd converse on the internet and share their feelings and dump their emotional traumas with others who'd do the same. Lets hear what they have to say. Lets talk to the first ranter. What is your name? Mine is Kelly Clarkson.

Kelly Clarkson? Kelly. Clark. John clark. BOW DOWN TO THE RULERRRRRRR HAIL TO TEHJ CHIEF MAKE IT ALL CLEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Will you shut up? You always do this. Kelly, this person spams every fucking rant with this drivel.

Fuck you, asshole!

Kelly Clarkson. Sounds like a feminist. American Idol was how feminism got indoctrinated into the mainstream in the early 2000s, and is part of why there has been the decline of western civilization.

I hate my retarded step-son.

I hate my life for real RN. my mom took my phone away after i got a 1.5 gpa. high school isnt shit. im gonan cry for real rn. now i cant do my homewrok since i cant use youtube. waht the fuck. for real for feal

(Camera pans to Kelly's horrified face) Uhhhhhhhhh..We we will go to commercial.

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