The women on Modern Family

I grew up with the show and have been casually rewatching episodes from the earlier seasons. I'm closer now to Claire's age than Hayley's. When I was a teenager I always thought Hayley was cute, the actress is a few years older than me. I don't think she's cute like I did, because now someone who is 20 is too damn young for my liking. Current 30s+ Sarah Hyland has undergone way too much surgery and probable substance use, so much that those glasses can't really cover it up. And the shit she posts is usually slutty and insecure. Always in bikinis to show off her flat ass and pancake tits clumped together.

Whenever Claire scenes come on, I'm just thinking how beautiful she is. Like I always thought she looked alright, but damn, now she looks better than I remember. I guess since I'm now in my 30s. That scene when she walks into Hayley's room while Dylan is on the webcam? SCHWING!

Gloria is overrated. Lets get that out of the way. Always has been. I never thought she as all that. On the early seasons she looked good. No plastic surgeries (that I know of) and her voice was more natural. Then somewhere around season 5ish, all the women of the show got work done and fucked up their looks. Gloria then not only became less attractive, the writers started having her scream like a banshee every other line "OH JAY BABABABBABBABBABABBABBA" and I couldn't stand it. The show started to suck around the 5th season and was pretty unwatchable by the end.

I wish E! True Hollywood Story was still a thing. I'd be curious to know what that show was like behind the scenes. Probably like basically any other work. Ed O'Neil strikes me as a "lifer" like someone who is going to play by his own rules, fuck everyone else because he's been doing his job for a million years.

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anonymous Other September 21, 2026 at 7:24 am 0 0