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You know what would be funny? What if due to Japan’s declining birth rate and the rise of the right in the United States, Donald Trump’s successor JD Vance converts Japan into Catholicism and then Japanese people become alcoholics, Japan becomes a one party state, and they start driving shitty cars and acting like Eastern Europeans? Imagine if Japan was like Russia. That’d be so entertaining.
anonymous Political August 26, 2025 at 11:16 pm 0
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Before somebody says it: I know Russia is Orthodox not Catholic but there are no Orthodox people in America, only Catholic so it’s the closest thing.
anonymous 4 hours ago
Imagine if the Japanese try competing with China in Africa as their economy declines as a last ditch effort to save the Japanese nation from irrelevance and they get dragged into African politics. Imagine Japanese mercenaries in Rwanda. Like I know Japanese people are racist and don’t like foreigners, but once they meet the Rwandans, a race of people who killed a million people in 100 days, they’re going to fall in love with the genocidal maniacs down there. Russian Japan would be so based.
anonymous 4 hours ago
I have a theory that the problem with the Japanese is they think they’re superior to Africans because they think they are more evil than we are. But they just need to become poor like Russians and then they will become based and sell us weapons to do authoritarian shenanigans.
anonymous 4 hours ago
And if not maybe Russia should invade Japan and denazify them or something i don’t fucking care.
anonymous 4 hours ago
No more sake, the Japanese must drink vodka now because they don’t have children.
anonymous 4 hours ago
Imagine if Japan lost to Russia instead of America and they built commie blocks in Tokyo. Imagine communist anime. I might actually watch anime if it was communist.
anonymous 4 hours ago
The Rwandan government needs to sponsor the Russification of the Japanese and the denazification of Tokyo for the benefit of all mankind.
anonymous 4 hours ago
The populist right’s worse nightmare: black African immigrants invade Japan and make it Russian.
anonymous 4 hours ago
It would be super easy to make Japan Russian, just send millions of black people to immigrate to Japan and if the right wing anti immigration Japanese people start complaining fly some Russian flags and say there are too many gay people on the TV in Japan and all the old people will support it because old people in every country are fucking srupid. It worked in America, Japan is next!
anonymous 4 hours ago
Imagine if the US military made Japan convert to Catholicism under JD Vance…
anonymous 4 hours ago
That’d be so hilarious though. All these white nationalist ween incels being like "I hope Japan stays Japanese immigration is not the solution." Imagine if we just sent 10 million African dudes to Japan to be immigrants there and as soon as the right wing starts calling it an invasion all the black people get together in a square and start flying Russian flags and if the media interviews them they start yelling about how there are too many gay people on the TV in Japan. That’d confuse the fuck outta them. We’d start marketing vodka like crazy up on all the billboards. Nobody would know what to do.
anonymous 4 hours ago
That’d be crazy though, like what if we invaded a country and fly somebody else’s flag. Like we invade Canada but fly the French flag and start demanding the French apologize for our invasion.
anonymous 4 hours ago
Our soldiers are way too patriotic and honorable for that nonsense. We have to draft idiot 16 year old gen Z SoundCloud rappers to do this. Maybe they’re child soldiers but they’re flying the French flag it’s not our problem.
anonymous 3 hours ago
If only I was a psychopath I could do these things and not feel bad about it.
anonymous 3 hours ago
I don’t know why the populist right in Europe is obsessed with Japan and I’m still mad about slavery so now I’m thinking about forcing the Japanese to be Russian it doesn’t make sense but it makes so much fucking sense at the same time.
anonymous 3 hours ago
I should have ideas more often I think I have good ideas people should listen to me.
anonymous 3 hours ago
Like what’s with all these nazis saying white people need a homeland? Africa isn’t big enough, Russia isn’t big enough. These are real problems. Belgium is big enough.
anonymous 3 hours ago
Now Africa isn’t a country yet. But it should be!
anonymous 3 hours ago
Like how tf does Russia have 100 million people and Nigeria has 200 million people. Nigeria should be twice as big as Russia, anything else is racism.
anonymous 3 hours ago
Just getting progressively more sane and reasonable here as time progresses.
anonymous 3 hours ago
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