that new austin powers commercial

It looks like pig shit. the filming looks very sterile and almost too clean, if that makes sense, just look at it yourself and you'll see. Mike Myers looks AI'd in, something about his head. Seth Green is a cunt, someone who thinks he knows everything about pop culture, I can't stand him.

all of the low iq retards who want another Austin Powers movie. Go the fuck to hell. the franchise doesn't need another installment. the 3rd movie was already kinda meh and made fun of everything becoming stale, did so in a self-aware and funny way. I couldn't imagine it being that way now.

a new austin powers movie would be about as shitty as the new scary movie, of it just being "dis aint no PC movie" and yet the jokes and everything are as safe and nonoffensive as they can be. And Mike Myers is like 70 now, he's actully in his 60s (i googled it) damn. But still, no one fucking needs this.

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anonymous Other June 28, 2026 at 8:24 pm 1 1