Retard economics

If you are barely over 18, no reason on earth you should be dating some mid 30s loser with two kids from previous marriages. When this doesn't work (never does) you don't get to cry. If I knew you, I'd be smug like you were after meeting the loser and rub it in your face how retarded you were for fucking your life up.

Anyone who does drugs is a retard. 99.9999% were not forced. They knew it was illegal. Knew it was dangerous. Didn't care because they do what they want. You don't get to play the victim after getting arrested for white trash shit and getting probation a billion times. Maybe you should just be deported to Retard Monkey Island.

Fast food is not nourishing and adds up. If you do it more than twice a week you are most likely stupid or lazy, probably both. $3 here, $7 there adds up. No wonder you're spending $2000 a month on food.

If you're constantly getting tattoos, coffee, booze, and take out. You don't get to complain about being poor. You love beyond your means and are too stubborn and retarded to make things stable for yourself.

This has been today's lesson of Retard Economics. Join me next time as I explain how if you pay for streaming you're retarded.

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anonymous Funny August 04, 2025 at 3:13 pm 0 1