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Pizzafarian

I am going to found a new religion called Pizzafarian. It’s an offshoot of Pastafarian but very anti-christian. Holy water will be infused into all tomato sauce. That way any Christians who eat pizza will instantly dissolve into a puddle of goo because of their miles long lists of sins.
anonymous Political August 20, 2025 at 1:10 pm 0
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