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My worst nightmare

My worst nightmare came true. I always remove the phone from my jean's back pocket because I have heard so many people lose their phones to the toilet by not doing this.
WELP, I lost my grip and fumbled and bumbled and I'll be damned, that freakin phone went PLUNK in the toilet.
Now, the good news is my phone is encased in a hardcore Ottorbox Defender Pro which helped it float and protected the ports from water intrusion.
The BEST NEWS is, it happened before I went potty so the water was not yet soiled and it was at home and not a public toilet.
And, the phone seems to be working fine so.....
Lessons from this, remove phone from jeans pocket AWAY FROM THE TOILET, Set phone FAR AWAY FROM THE TOILET
I never thought this could happen to me and it did. UGHHHhhhh
Facepalm Home June 02, 2025 at 3:21 pm 0
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I think it's stupid people keep their phone in their back problem for a myriad of reasons. The only thing that can make it worse is to add in a phone case that doubles as a wallet "Yip-ee! The thief not only has your phone, but all of your id and credit cards too. Thanks for the wallet with the little internet connected computer inside!"
anonymous 2 days ago
there was a comment somewhere about a new exploding phone app...the owner can set it off when the thief is far enuff away to minimize boom boom debris on the setter offer, or at any time you want...;where can we get this thing? how much is it?
thank U 2 days ago
any stranger gets close enough to my back pocket is gonna get more than they bargain for. No people are coming anywhere near my ass!
anonymous 1 day ago
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