If I have a retarded kid

I hope that doesn't happen. I've dealt with enough retarded people in my life and have more than paid my price.

My neighbor has a retarded kid and the dad is always so defeated acting when I see him. Like this Calliou/Dewey acting brat has ruined his life.

If I have a retarded kid my catchphrase to my wife would be "I just wanted to get my dick sucked" and it be like I'm blaming her for why we conceived such a horrible acting brat.

He steps in the room and "AHHHH AHHHHHH" and he has to throw and scatter everything because his retarded monkey brain can't fathom cleanliness. I look at the wife "I just wanted to get my dick sucked."

We throw a birthday party for the kid and like one relative shows up because no one can stand the little retard. He starts throwing literal shit around. I look at the wife "I just wanted to get my dick sucked." Maybe pull up the Seinfeld credit music when I say it.

I think it's retarded the hoops people jump through for these burdens, as they get to do whatever they want with zero accountability or anything.

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anonymous Funny November 06, 2026 at 11:18 am 0 0