I'll say it again: fuck feminism

My freshman year of college I gave a presentation on how The Great Law of Peace influenced the US Constitution. There was afeminist front row with a shirt that read "The real founding fathers of the US." It had Chief Joseph, Tecumseh, Sitting Bull, and Crazy Horse. The one chief who Christianized his name to John to be a diplomat to the USA, Chief Red Cloud? Not present on her shirt.

Let's give a run down on how little sense that makes and how little feminists actually care about natives.

Tecumseh is famous for mocking the brits over stupid shit like land ownership. Bro even asked them if they sell land and water, why stop there? Why not sell the air too? There's an old quote too often attributed to chiefs, but it's a paraphrase of Tecumseh's rhetoric. I prefer his version cause it's shorter and funnier: "When Jesus came to Earth you put on a cross and assumed you killed him. You failed, and now you're trying to kill everyone else who doesn't worship him instead." More or less. It's fucking great. That's European equality for you.

Chief Joseph? His story is whitewashed cause he embarrassed the hell out of the US Army. A statesman who stepped up to war chief with about 800 people to look after. Only about 200-300 were actual warriors, and he still fought off the US Army until he got about 40 miles within the Canadian border to link up with Sitting Bull. It's believed the people capable of making the trip did, and his surrender only really gave up the people who couldn't make that 40 mile trip. He famously said he wouldn't fight again, but ended up getting better terms out of the US after his surrender through diplomacy. We're savages, so obviously he didn't know how to stop fighting.

Sitting Bull and Crazy Horse were regularly outgunned and why Buffalo were extinct for so long. Despite outnumbering them the advanced enlightened warriors of God, Europeans, couldn't do shit. Little bighorn was hilariously embarrassing. Fucking ran head first into a canyon cause they saw Crazy Horse tending to a wounded animal. Fucking dumbasses got ambushed all to hell and simultaneously had to fight Sitting Bull on a different front. Some rules of engagement only exist because you enlightened assholes would get yourselves killed without them.

and that, folks, are the real founding fathers. People who begrudgingly and on their death beds accepted the USA because there is no depth too low for Europeans. They'll wipe out the entire damn planet and treat everything as a zero-sum game to get what they want. Then if you're lucky once they're done blowing shit all to hell and ruining things for generations might give you credit as establishing a nation you wanted nothing to do with.

Equality.
Egalitarianism.
Feminism.

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anonymous Other November 05, 2026 at 9:02 am 0 1