Hey feminists

If morbid obesity is your idea of an optimal body why do your legs have a hard time supporting you from the car to the restaurant table? That trooper was an inch taller than me (6'1") and sat like two hours at the table talking to me. Said we could do it again if I wanted. Not really, I got dressed up and she didn't. Said it was too much effort for her. Everything was too much effort for her. Seriously, though, how tf are people that fucking fat and think it's fine? And you people judge men and think that shit is cute? Because I've dated feminists like that too.

And now something something you'll pretend you're Taylor Swift or some delusional shit and bring up your boyfriend's podcast and try to extrapolate that onto all men because feminists can't form an argument or have an original thought to save their lives. Can already guarantee any "witty" response is gonna be copy pasted or an inversion of what I've said because they can't come up with anything else. Because they know damn well I'm right and it bothers them.

Not only am I right but you don't know who I am.

I could be your brother.
Your uncle.
Your neighbor.
That friend you take advantage of fully knowing he has a massive crush on you.
That coworker you take advantage of.
That male barista or worker you take advantage of because it's just too easy.

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anonymous Body April 20, 2026 at 10:42 am 1 1