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He took a Christmas tree cake

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He took a Christmas tree cake

And rubbed the pointy end on his ass like chapstick. He then put the cake between his cheeks and clinched and it squished. He now has white crumbs and creme and shit everywhere. He said his wife eat it this way. His wife looks like Momma June. I about vomited at the thought of her tossing this Christmas tree cake salad.
Captain Crunch Funny November 01, 2026 at 4:21 pm 0
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Min boyfrand and I do 4play this way. It's hot and uh good treat.
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