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I remember as a kid the commercial for the show Fat Actress with Cristy Alley. I used to think she and Brooke Shields were the same person. On the commercial someone was dangling a piece of ham and her head was chasing it like a dog. That always stuck with me.

I just Googled it and wondered why I never hear about that show, turns out it only ran for one season.
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